She is in my trunk
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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