would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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