gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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