I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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