he shaved USA in his pubs
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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