Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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