Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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