You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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