she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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