How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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