I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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