You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
She even gives head with a lisp.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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