If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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