Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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