He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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