just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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