just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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