But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Drunk is not a location!
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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