would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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