It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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