The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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