on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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