It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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