Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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