I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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