and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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