and she was petting her beer can
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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