P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Randomize
