His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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