Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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