I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize