i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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