Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
This is the high leading the old right now
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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