You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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