On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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