he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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