Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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