would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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