I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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