When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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