Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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