Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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