So gin and wine won't be happening again
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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