I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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