Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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