i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
is wine microwaveable?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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