I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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