Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The Olympian is in my bed
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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