He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
So vagazzling was a success
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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