I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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