If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
