we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
is that a dick in a sweater?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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