I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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