She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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