didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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